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Kulula

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
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Chicken

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side.

COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

THE BOKSBURG THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY Log On - Make the braai hotter Log Off - The braai is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
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t's great to be a Souf Efrikan...

t's great to be a Souf Efrikan... This is a great country because ...
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Die koei

Die koei is 'n wonderlike ding....of so iets

Die volgende is glo in 'n opstel kwytgeraak deur 'n leerling van 'n skool naby Vryheid.

"Die koei is 'n soogdier. Hy is ook 'n huisdier. 'n koei is orrals. 'n Koei het 'n baie fein reik - jy reik hom oor die jele plaas. Agteran die koei sitdie stert. An die een kant vannie stert sit die pint van die stert wat die kwas genoem word en an die anner kant sit die koei.